After some Facebook stalking, I discovered that the girl that gave me my first kiss has a girlfriend now… I wonder how much I influenced in the changing of teams.
I hope genetic engineering will advance so much by the time I breed that I can choose to give my traits of Communism and hatred for olives to my child and give all the other traits from the mother. In that way, the poor offspring will avoid all the gross alergies and the sickly disgusting physical characteristics of mine, almost creating a decent human being.
-Yo soy Dios. Vino Marilyn Manson volando con una torta de cumpleaños y me dijo “tu eres el elegido”.
-¿Y vino John Lennon también?
-No, John Lennon está muerto, boludo."
I’m sorry you are such a prick. I didn’t know you were such a prick.